The New Chum Shearer - Traditional Key of G G D G D The new chum toils with heart and soul C G Shearing the sheep to make a roll C G Em Out in the back blocks far away G D G Then off to the city for a holiday G D G Off to the city for a holiday Chorus: Last line of each verse Verse 2 And down in the city he looks a swell And catches a taxi to the Kent Hotel The barmaid says, "My you look ill! It must have been rough tucker Bill." Verse 3 And down in the city he looks a goat, In his Oxford bags and a Seymour coat. He spends his money like a fool of course, That he worked for like a flamin' horse. Verse 4 And he shouts for all hands around the place, And it's off to Randwick for the big horse race. He dopes himself on back-ache pills He talks high tallies and tucker bills. Verse 5 Now his money's gone, he's stiff and sore And the barmaid isn't so kind no more. His erstwhile friends don't give a hoot, So it's back to the bush, per what? the boot! Verse 6 And his money's gone and he can't get booze, And his socks are showing through his snake skin shoes, He's lost his beautiful Seymour coat; He's got no money - oh what a goat! Verse 7 So he stands on the corner, cadging fags With his shirt tails showing through his Oxford bags And he camps in the bend in the wind and rain And waits for the shearing to start again. Verse 8 Now back o' Bourke where the flies are bad He talks of the wonderful times he had He boasts of the dozens of girls that he kissed And he tells of the dozens of winners that he missed. Verse 9 So all you fellas with a cheque to spend, Don't go down to the city where you've got no friends, Go to the nearest wayside shack It's not so far when you've got to walk back!