Australian Bush Poetry, Verse & Music

Cyber Sex

Just a bit of a fun piece of verse for which I had an idea. I could of expanded it a fair bit, but that would have been getting into some marginal areas with regard to content, so I left it as it is. I would be interested in receiving any humourous stories though that people may have on the topic. This may facilitate a bit of editing and addition in future. You can even send them anonymously if you wish. (I promise not to check the properties on the email address!!!!)

This internet thing seems all the go
From stories that I've heard
Seems all the women are chattin' up blokes
And the blokes are chattin' up birds

There's ICQ and MSN
And chat rooms by the ton
Where people meet for cyber sex
They claim it is such fun

Well it may be safe, that's no doubt
With the distance inbetween
But it's hard to imagine having sex
With someone you've never seen

Imagine just one of the problems
At the crescendo, when you're almost rooted
You suddenly lose your connection
And find that you've been booted!

But me, I'll stick to the real thing
And though it may leave me stranded
For although I try as much as I can
I still can't type one handed!!!

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