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« on: March 16, 2007, 07:30:52 AM » |
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A light hearted answer to 'What Might Have Been'.
Eves Revenge.
© Zondrae King (Corrimal) 03/07
So God made up a slender maid
with surpluses he had
but she looked hard, straight up and down,
no curves or cushioned pad.
Man looked at her and raised his hands
and gave a little squeeze
then said to God, “I hoped that you’d
make soft round toys for these.
“I’ve run out of materials
so what would you suggest?
Where can I get some squishy stuff
to pile up on her chest?”
Then Adam thought for just a sec
and had a great idea.
“I know where you can get some goo”
points to his head. “Right here.”
“Inside this skull the contents are
all soft and grey and lined.
I’m only using half of it.
So take the rest. That’s fine”
So God took half of Adams brain
and moulded breasts for Eve.
The fun that Adam had with them
one hardly would believe.
And that is how it was back then
and how things still remain.
A woman has two lovely breasts.
A man has half a brain.
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« Last Edit: March 16, 2007, 07:32:39 AM by zondrae »
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heyu
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2007, 08:02:50 AM » |
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A great reply Zondrae
Now I know why girls like Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton are so popular.
IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE SO BRAINY.
Cheers
heyu
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2007, 08:05:11 AM » |
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Just a bit of a pity he put all the brains on her chest!............................Did I say that?............er....I better get back to work and I don't think I will look in here again for sometime!
While I was typing that you posted Heyu, but I am sure you will concur!
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2007, 06:00:31 PM » |
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sooo, when you blokes are 'leering' at a woman, i suppose you will now be able to claim that you're not being rude ....... your searching for your other half? lol
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Life is a Romantic Adventure of Mystical Proportions
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the mad mare
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2007, 08:40:00 PM » |
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Excellent reply Zondrae!!! I loved it.
Kym.
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Sing along now ... Oh! The old grey mare, she ain't what she used to be ... ain't what she used to be ...
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zondrae
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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2007, 01:03:24 AM » |
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Hi Kym, How are you traveling?.. Have you read the poem 'Managramme' by Shirley Drake? I'm send you a short PM.  |
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2007, 02:30:30 AM » |
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From Therese reply, it appears you can tell the size of a mans brain by the size of his partners 'assets'!!  But Ross, just remember, he had already made the woman, along with her brains in the correct place - just added the extra brains as a bonus!!!! Great reply Zondrae!!! |
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Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2007, 03:10:11 AM » |
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Hi all,
.....now girls I know you will understand why I didn't mention the one lousey bone Adam was prepared to give her. (well it was, after all, Saturday night and God was tired) I wonder if that is the way 'spare ribs' got their name?
On an almost unrelated topic. Both my husband and son have one rib missing from their chest. That is, they don't have even pairs. Even the person who reported on the films noted the absence of the last rib on one side. mmmmmmmm food for thought! -- and have I ever mentioned that my son's name is Adam?
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2007, 03:44:41 PM » |
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Hi Zondrae,
You said: Have you read the poem 'Managramme' by Shirley Drake? ... I have read The Mammogram by Shirley Friend, but I don't know the one you've mentioned. I have also heard another Mammogram poem that was really funny, but I don't know what it was called, or who wrote it, so perhaps that's the one you're talking about. I've been trying to track it down - can you send me a copy?
Otherwise I'm doing fine. Even fatter and uglier than ever, but at least I'm still here to annoy you all.
See ya',
Kym.
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2007, 12:32:20 AM » |
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Hi Kym,
This one was given to me to read out at our writers meeting by an older man who felt it should de done by a woman, not himself. I did it as the end of the meeting. It had Shirly Drake as the author. (Along the lines of having bits squashed). I gave the copy back to him but can ask about it next time I go.
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2007, 01:27:39 AM » |
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Hey Kym,
Fatter? I don't know.........that seems to happen as we age, uglier..........in who's opinion? and here to annoy us...........you never annoy us!
And I am glad to hear you are doing fine!
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2007, 02:21:56 AM » |
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Me too Kym, we need ya girl.
heyu
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2007, 02:42:19 AM » |
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Thanks for the mammaries
heyu
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