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« on: April 09, 2007, 05:08:10 AM » |
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So I am not left out of the horsie set I'll take a punt at this. There have been some great yarns lately, may be it is the weather. It has not RAINED properly in Beaudesert, yet I don't want it to rain next week as we are having a workshop on poetry with the master Noel Stallard showing us how it is done see events .James
Happy Times
There was a Tax Collector who worked the western track The horse he rode was thoroughbred it only looked a hack His first name was Harry the surname it was Times Harry had a way with words he used them well in Rhymes
He sought any opportunity so he could tax the dead He would run his own father in so the rumour said Each station got a visit or sometimes maybe two It really all depended on how much he had to do
He came to this big station as the Sun was dropping low But they told him he could stay the night, tomorrow he must go They would be up at Rafferty’s and stay a whole week-end The races were commencing down by the creeks big sandy bend
So Harry said he would join them for he liked a little bet This changed the way he looked at things he had no regret Next morning with the stockmen on a long and dusty ride He shared in conversations and his chest swelled up with pride
Rum had started flowing it was freely passed about And just to be social Harry said “It’s time I had a shout” There was roast done to perfection enough for one and all Soon the betting started you could hear the bookies call
The stockmen named him “Happy” he won on his first bet A smile lit up his face so much it looked like it was set Then he had another winner he had got on in the fives He had brought a ray of sunshine into their lonely lives
The racing was now over and the sun went down to rest Some sat around the campfire others turned in for a rest Good yarns were told that night to pass the time along And many a poem was said and sometimes put to song
In the morning more stockmen came and helped to swell the ranks Their horses were dry and dusty so they headed to the tanks A barrel of beer had been organised or was it three or four They were cooled by a Koolgardie Safe as the heat began to soar
Happy picked a rank outsider as they headed up the track And he placed his bets real shrewdly never bringing any flack The horse he picked was a bolter it showed the field the way Happy’s face was smiling this was a good start to the day
Happy backed a local favourite he laid the bookies odds They raised a protest when it won they wound up unhappy sods Again he picked the winners of races four and five and six He had been round a course or two and was up to all the tricks
That night was filled with music some danced on a sandy floor A drover sang about other times all cried out for more The night had swiftly passed away now the day was here The last day of the races they would be on again next year
Happy had a great day as so did all his new found friends The bookies had been badly hurt they swore to make amends So they organised an open race just for working mounts They did not need a big purse it’s the cup that really counts
They knew Joe the dingo trapper had a swift unbeaten nag This fact was kept in silence it was like money in the bag Each horseman made a wager on the horse he loved the best Happy bet surreptitiously sure his horse would stand the test
The trapper’s horse was skittered when the starter dropped the flag And he found himself behind the field close to Happy’s nag Soon things had settled down and these two picked up their stride This was not a little sprint this was more than a two mile ride
Stride for stride they galloped and they caught up with the bunch Neither rider altered pace both saved their furlong punch These horses now are out in front when the finish came in view It is neck and neck up the straight the win’s between theses two
Then the trapper dug his spurs in, this move was rather brash For his horse appeared to hesitate then Happy made his dash And he crossed the line a winner with only six inches to spare His heart pumping with excitement and love for his old mare
The bookies had to dig real deep to pay Happy all his winnings He decided he would change his job and seek out new beginnings People talk about that great race when they yarn around campfires Then hope that luck will come their way and fill all their desires ©J.J.Hasson Oct. 2006
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manfredvijars
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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2007, 04:49:32 PM » |
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... you tell a good yarn there James ...
Cheers,
Manfred.
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Work hard, play fair and look after your mate and we'll "Waltz with Matilda" some more.
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the mad mare
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2007, 04:54:55 PM » |
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Great story James, but watch out - your poems are getting as long as mine! 
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Sing along now ... Oh! The old grey mare, she ain't what she used to be ... ain't what she used to be ...
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Bernard de Silva
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2007, 05:25:04 PM » |
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G'day James, brings back memories of some of the 'picnic meetings' and races and get togethers at a couple of bush venus around here...great times. The old Koolgardie Safe,.. that prompted the thought, 'it has been years since I've seen a waterbag'...wonder if anyone still makes them. Probably not... Thans for the memories old Mate, Bernie.
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"IGNORE CORRECTNESS...TELL IT HOW IT IS".
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2007, 11:45:20 PM » |
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G'day Bernie, Yeah you can still get water bags, they have a plastic spout with a screw on lid, nothing like the old porcelain spout with a cork in it! Didn't think you would be too interested in water bags...........unless you drink OP with water!
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manfredvijars
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2007, 01:32:47 AM » |
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... I think we're switching to OP as our drinking supply here in Brissie (better than that stuff they're straining from our sh--)
There's a sense of irony here; the faeces of our species sustain us - this must be the perfect eco-system.
I've still got the old style waterbag in the garage stuffed the spout (porcelain) with paper so the spiders don't get in, I lost the cork. The wine corks are either plastic or screw-tops now.
Cheers,
M.
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Work hard, play fair and look after your mate and we'll "Waltz with Matilda" some more.
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James
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2007, 07:49:57 AM » |
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Kym you are right that was a bit long, it is not what I had intended to write but when I got to the race track I did a Bernie and went back to when they used to have races on stations. The same horse might run two or three times in one day with different names. I notice the great avatars that are popping up lately on the site . I must try to get mine on that a good one of you Manfred, glad to hear from you blokes James
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Irene
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2007, 01:37:55 PM » |
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James, there is nothing wrong with long!!!! Especially when it brings back memories to so many people!!
Don't you think Manfreds latest avatar is even better??? Wonder what he is pulling faces at?!?
Catchya Irene
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Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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